Hard Time

Majesco is going to publish a Martha Stewart game.
Press is still a little obscure, but Majesco released details on the basic premise of the game.
You play as Martha Stewart, obviously.
Gameplay is third-person stealth action.
The game begins with you shivving the overnight guard on watch while on laundry detail (also doubles as the game's training mission).
From there you dispose of prison staff and convicts using any means available.
Sounds like a Manhunt ripoff to me.
I hear it's going to be rated AO in Australia.
Laundry doesn't act solely as the springboard for the game's story.
It also doubles as a handy mini-game in which you fold linens for other convicts.
You're paid in cigarettes, which can then be traded for new jumpsuits and concept art.

Doesn't Matter If You Win or Lose (it's if you play the game)

Feel like being aggravated?
Here's a quote from Ebert, explaining how he knows that video games cannot be art.
His quote, however, doesn't explain why his lips look so funny.
Someone should tell Ebert that we let him critique films because he actually watches them.
Obviously he doesn't play video games.
If he did, he wouldn't say that you 'win' them.
You know who uses the term 'winning' when referring to finishing games?
My parents.
You win when you play Tri-Bond.
What a fat head.
Someone should jam Ebert back into his suitcase until Avatar 2 comes out.

Thumbs down, buddy.

edit: I used Okami just because it's an obvious counter.
I could have used a GTA screen, or countless other titles just as easily.