A Link to the Past

Ever peruse--between masturbation sessions--top 100 lists?
And when you do, you end up glimpsing a game that has been completely pushed out of your mind?
Due to retail employment and/or bong hits?
Here's a personal one, spotted on this list.



I even played it on the 3D0.
Yeah. I'm that guy.
Take the padlocks off of whatever cabinet you house your classics in.
Dust one off, blow in it, and play it.
For your well-being and everyone else's.

Speaking of, I managed to find a copy of Blackthorne yesterday.
The gaming equivelant to receiving felatio for the first time.
It was bittersweet though because I was dropping my 360 off to get fixed.
If it can be fixed by the local witchdoctors.
The Microsoft peons-
who are being manacled, whipped, and tormented as I write this-
could fix it, but my problem isn't the favourite E74 error.
Like the last time my Xbox was fucked.
So they're not covering it.
And the witchdoctors probably won't fix it.
Because fortune's not my thing.
Agony is.
All the same, sacrifice a chicken on my behalf, would you?
Or a goat*.

How did that meeting even go down?
I wish I'd been there.
"...and then we'll remove the innards, and stuff the carcass with falafel."
"I see. And were you planning to have staff on-hand to serve the falafel?"
"No, we thought we'd just stick a spoon in there and let people serve themselves."
"Very good. Now, where are we going to put the table for the drinks?"

*I linked this site in particular so you could check out the wench in the photo.
Two posts in and I'm showing you a nipple already.

edit: Could you imagine Return Fire over Xbox Live?
And they think Battlefield is a good seller...