Feel like being aggravated?
Here's a quote from Ebert, explaining how he knows that video games cannot be art.
His quote, however, doesn't explain why his lips look so funny.
Someone should tell Ebert that we let him critique films because he actually watches them.
Obviously he doesn't play video games.
If he did, he wouldn't say that you 'win' them.
You know who uses the term 'winning' when referring to finishing games?
My parents.
You win when you play Tri-Bond.
What a fat head.
Someone should jam Ebert back into his suitcase until Avatar 2 comes out.
Here's a quote from Ebert, explaining how he knows that video games cannot be art.
His quote, however, doesn't explain why his lips look so funny.
Someone should tell Ebert that we let him critique films because he actually watches them.
Obviously he doesn't play video games.
If he did, he wouldn't say that you 'win' them.
You know who uses the term 'winning' when referring to finishing games?
My parents.
You win when you play Tri-Bond.
What a fat head.
Someone should jam Ebert back into his suitcase until Avatar 2 comes out.
Thumbs down, buddy.
edit: I used Okami just because it's an obvious counter.
I could have used a GTA screen, or countless other titles just as easily.
Ebert barely knows movies for christ's sake. Why the fuck is he talking about video games? In most cases, games are better than movies. Better writing, better design, and, sadly enough, better acting. BIOSHOCK.
ReplyDeleteHere is a cool article from IGN with the same subject. Although there are no comments about Ebert's lips; unfortunately.
ReplyDeletehttp://xbox360.ign.com/articles/108/1084651p1.html
Who gives a fuck about what roger ebert thinks anymore?
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